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Hello. Would you like a Valentine? Would you like to be my Valentine? I am collecting all the Valentines. I will be a Valentine pimp. You know that saying "fuck bitches, get money"? Well, I say, "fuck money, get bitches." Not that you are bitches. But I am like the Ash Ketchum of internet wives. I must collect them all ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I'm getting rid of a bunch of jewelry that I never wear. It's mostly kinda cheap, bright colors, a lot of bangles and stuff. I'd rather give anybody here the chance to get some of it than just take it to Goodwill straightaway, so if anyone is interested in getting some of it, let me know, and I'll pack it up and ship it to you. ( Read more... )